GUN DEALER

I have seen so many ads where people use /ad Selling toys, or /ad selling hot toys.
'Toys' is so over used, its becoming more and more obvious what you are selling so here are a few tips on how to RP it a bit more.

Tips for the /ad:
Instead of Toys, use 'Garden Tools', 'Hunting Equipment', 'Contruction Tools' etc. etc.
You can also use '/ad Selling Guns'n'roses CDs'.

The last one might be a little hard to spot what you are really selling, but with a little sense, its not impossible.

Tips on how to hide your job:
You can hide your job by, for example, driving a van and use it as a cover - and if cops pull you over, then its just boxes, or you own a Moving Company.
Or, if your clever enough, just RP that you are moving some weapons for the C.I.A. or alike.



DRUG DEALER

This time, i havent really seen any stupid and 'easy to guess' ads.
But some tips for adverts i here anyway.
You can act like a catering company and make ads like:
XX Catering, Delivering Flour, sugar and Salt for your bakery.
Selling the finest Flour, Sugar and Salt for your bakery needs.

Or; There's also the Pharmasist version.
Examples:
Pharma Inc. Delivering Medicine for your treatment.
LS Hospital delivering pills and vitamins for your illness.
Everyone needs vitamins! Selling cheap vitamins and other medicine.

Written by Nicholas Kelroy a.k.a. _K3lroy~
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